Today is Tuesday the second day of the week,
Uncle Frank is going sailing up the creek,
He is taking along with him Billy the goat,
In intrepid Madonna his lovely sailing boat,
Billy is going for his last sail ride,
For betide,
There is going to be a feast,
Uncle Frank will sacrifice the poor beast,
Billy's time is up,
By eventide one and all on Billy's flesh will sup,
Uncle Frank is a bit sad,
He hopes he is not doing anything bad.